Spicy Takes

“I intend to enjoy the time I have left, and I suggest you do the same. Life is precious. Enjoy every single second. You never know when… Good luck.”

The most terrifying part of Midsommar is how many have praised it as a tale of female empowerment.

People aren’t investing in genealogy research. 👏

It’s one yawn after another.

After a tense encounter between Lori and Tiffany, they face off… in a dance battle. I’m not kidding.

It’s actually a psychological thriller.

“I won’t let anyone come between us any more.”

It all makes sense once you realize the map distributed by A24 is a propaganda map.

“Maybe some of their anger comes from not being allowed to be who they want to be, if you wanna go there.”

It’s a masterclass in stalking.

“You haven’t lived until you’ve munched on popcorn from within M3GAN’s robot head.”