Spicy Takes
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‘Final Destination: Bloodlines’ Is Better Than the Original
“I intend to enjoy the time I have left, and I suggest you do the same. Life is precious. Enjoy every single second. You never know when… Good luck.”
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Dani’s Ending in Midsommar Isn’t the Feminist Win You Think It Is
The most terrifying part of Midsommar is how many have praised it as a tale of female empowerment.
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Can We Finally Admit ‘Paranormal Activity’ Isn’t Spooky Or Scary At All?
It’s one yawn after another.
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7 Aspects of the ‘Scream’ Movies That Never Sat Right With Me
People aren’t investing in genealogy research. 👏
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Sadly, ‘Fear Street: Prom Queen’ Might Be Netflix’s Worst Movie Yet
After a tense encounter between Lori and Tiffany, they face off… in a dance battle. I’m not kidding.
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You’ll Either Love or Hate the Big Twist in This Controversial French Horror Movie
“I won’t let anyone come between us any more.”
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The Real Reason Why California and Texas Were on the Same Side in ‘Civil War’
It all makes sense once you realize the map distributed by A24 is a propaganda map.
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Billy And Stu Were Queer-Coded in ‘Scream’ (Canon)
“Maybe some of their anger comes from not being allowed to be who they want to be, if you wanna go there.”
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Is ‘Sleepless in Seattle’ a Horror Movie About Parasocial Relationships?
It’s a masterclass in stalking.
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These Popcorn Buckets Are Getting out of Hand
“You haven’t lived until you’ve munched on popcorn from within M3GAN’s robot head.”
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Juno is the Best Character in ‘The Descent’, and She Did (almost) Nothing Wrong
You might not like Juno, but if you think she’s a villain, you’re wrong.
